If your soul is craving..

⚔️ A landing place to soften, regulate, and anchor DEEP profound safety to be yourself 
(aka you show up as you are, no scanning the room to decide how to show up, you simply OWN you🔥)

⚔️ To breathe LIFE into your pleasure and enchantment 
(think group breathwork & EFT ceremonies to clear any shame-y stories as you embrace your I-deserve-all-the-good-f*cking-things-in-life identity... 👸)

⚔️ To stoke the flames of your most uninhibited expression & hear your own voice with deep clarity (softening doubt and letting self trust fully re-enter the room🦋)

It is with titty-shaking-level-excitement that I introduce….

🛸HAPPY HOE LIFE MEMBERSHIP🛸

This membership feels like boarding a collective spaceship of self expression and healing magic 💦 

The destinations of our collective spaceship (aka what you receive when you join)

1 breathwork ceremony/month

Breathwork is like an energetic elevator that takes you to wherever you need to go

Healing with your inner child and ancestors, connecting to the sexy content genius that lives within you, clearing old stories that grip at your heart that you’re ready to let die…let's breathe life into the parts of you that are ready to come ALIVE 🔥

1 EFT tapping & embodiment ceremony/month

Self doubt got you stuck in procrastination? Let’s move it out.

Want to anchor in a new identity as you shed old layers of the person you once were? Let’s do it. 

Woke up feeling like an anxious puddle of “OMG what if nothing is working?!” Let’s soften and come home to your POWER 👑

1 ecstatic & sensual dance/month 

Basically? Come and shake your ass, roll around on the floor, meet the edge of the person you are right now and love the fuck out of every speck of your soul that has ever gone untreasured. 

We’re here to tend to your LIFE FORCE. When your life force is strong and your energy is alive, you experience life in more VIVID color. 

Think carrying the medicine of your movement into your day to day…

• Slutty dance parties while you cook delicious meals for yourself
• Posting on social media wearing your mf CROWN as the brilliant and ridiculously gifted soul that you are
• Being the person to go FIRST rather than waiting around to follow someone else’s lead (your willingness to go first is part of the reason soulmates clients hire you🧚‍♀)

Oh ANDDDDD did I mention we’ll have a group Telegram portal (aka cocoon of love, support, and celebration to connect in between our calls?!)

I won’t personally be responding to all messages, but I will drop in to share monthly invitations for action and reflection. 

Think naughty content challenges, journaling prompts, in the moment soul musings to connect you to the⚡️current⚡of your fullest expression and inner peace.

Feeling a soul purr in your body? (me freaking too!)

🍯EARLY BIRD INVESTMENT🍯

*6-month minimum commitment*

$155/month for 6 months

$888 pay in full

(*full price will be $188/month or $1111 pay in full)

These membership ceremonies feel like a return to self. 

Tuning out the outside noise and hearing your own inner voice with piercing clarity 🐉

Drop into our ceremonies to receive whatever nutrients your soul is craving.  

This space is an invitation to soften and really BE with yourself. 

Not getting caught up in the “shoulds” or comparison or doubt, or all the things that usually hold you up or slow you down. 

Instead you meet yourself and rock yourself back to the present moment where DELICIOUS union with your soul occurs. 

This is a place to connect with the wildness within, connect to your intuition, send a signal to your body that all is well.

Hi! I’m Michelle!

A self expression guide, and breathwork mystic. I’m on a mission to LIBERATE women entrepreneurs.

🐳I'm also a Splenic Projector, fluffy potato nugget, sensual CEO, Korean American, and real AF human being.

From the bedroom to the newsfeed, I help you shed “good girl” conditioning & reconnect with the NAUGHTY WITCH within. The result? More money, more influence, and WAY more pleasure.

I know first hand the power of healing through pleasure. 

I went from bed-ridden with autoimmune disease, feeling at war with my body, to fully alive and expressed in my truth (and in complete autoimmune remission.)

FAQ

Feeling a soul purr? 🧚‍♀️